Pissing In The Dishwasher

So my husband and I are trying to potty train our 3 year old son. Well mainly I am cuz my lucky husband goes off to work everyday and I'm left at home with 3 boys all to myself while the other 3 kids (2 girls and a boy) are off to school. So anyway my 3 year old is the most stubborn child I've ever met. This may sound bad but we have all wondered this at trying moment with ours or someone else's kids. "Is there something wrong with him or is this just his personality" luckily I'm leaning more towards personality then something being wrong. Everything has to be perfect for him or all hell breaks loose and mama pays. Well I've been trying to work on this potty training business w him but he won't let me. He's not interested. I get "not now" "can't make pee-pee come out" "my pee pee is broken" whatever he can do to leave that diaper on. Yet almost every night he rips off his diaper and either pees poops or both in his room. On the floor or in some container. Thank god for old hardwood floors. So everyday my husband or I have to pick up the poop. Ish! Every time I clean it up I always catch myself thinking "who the hell does this shit...this is disgusting...damn this room stinks it needs to be mopped again" and on and on and I'm sure my husband says the same things when he is cleaning it up. We get no help from the other kids. I swear the 3 yr old can do this in front of them and they either ignore it or laugh. What a big help. Well I looked at my diaper supply and I only had a few in the diaper bag. None in the box he always goes to. I'm broke till payday, which is now today thankfully. So I decide to tell him we are all out of diapers. He yells n goes looking in his beloved diaper box. He says "oh dear" after I tell him he needs to wear undies since we are all out of his diapers. He argues w me but I eventually get a pair of too big race car undies on him. I later went back to the baby room to check on my yelling 3 mo old. I hear my 5 yr old boy yelling "mommy!!" I run out there and he tells me Adrian, my 3 yr old peed in the dishwasher. Yup, he walked up to the dishwasher, opened the door n pissed all over the door. He filled the little cups of soap holders and grooves. Ish!!! And he ran like hell. I chased after him n carried him back to the dishwasher. I informed him that was gross. The only place we go is in the potty. He knew I was serious and I made him clean up the pee while I watched. Damn he was mad at me giving me the death stare he does so well. But...for the rest of the day he'd yell "the pee is coming out" he'd strip naked wherever he was standing and he'd run as fast as he could to the bathroom. He'd pee in the potty only. Of course it had to be a show. Climbing up on the toilet n sitting on it backwards. I suppose so he could see it coming out which is pretty cool to a kid. He'd pee and I'd yell n dance around in the bathroom like a moron but he loved. Dry undies all day. He did look at us funny when we pulled a spare diaper out of the bag for bedtime. We plan to do the same today. Luckily my husband is here today so he can help and hopefully clean up if Adrian decides to piss in the oven today. Yes it's disgusting but if I turn it into a positive thing my kid is not in a diaper and my appliances are getting cleaned with a toothbrush regularly. Yesterday I was not positive tho. I sent my hubby a freak out text saying I was ready to put my head through a window. From all the pee and the migraine I was ready to be done with that day. But now that it's over at least I have a clean dishwasher and a funny story to tell.

What's your nasty story you have as a result of a child?
Believe me this isn't my only one. 6 kids remember.